WHISKEY BENT & HELL BOUND

Jul 22

Ripped cornea

What’s up, Friday?


Jul 21

The National Weather Service has issued an Excessive Heat Warning from 12PM-8PM tonight; heat index values between 105-110 are expected.

Excuse me while I move to Alaska!


Jul 20
Relaxing after a hard day of being cute

Relaxing after a hard day of being cute


I just can't with this chick

  • Dumb Intern: Boston is in Rhode Island, right?
  • Me: ...

Jul 19

Facebook message from random dude at the bar on Saturday night:

Just a reminder to send me my weding invitation this week, thanks. LOL!