Jun
19
WHISKEY BENT & HELL BOUND
Dear Target/UPS/USPS,
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE?
Love Fuck off,
Me
So far today I have…
- Set up renter’s insurance
- Changed my address with the USPS (yet again)
- Called both the credit card and cable companies
- Started taking a daily vitamin
- Planned a wine tasting with friends for tomorrow night
Adulthood, is that you?
(Now I’m headed to work, which will consist of finger painting, story time and playing in the sprinkler. Full circle and all that.)
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